For the record, here is the official constitution of Book Club, as declared by authoritarian proclamation by Leader Poms on 20 March 2010:
- Never discuss book club outside of book club.
- No books selected for official book club discussion will have been read by any book club member during the course of their natural lives before the selection of that book at an official book club.
- Each book club starts with a human sacrifice to the Penguin, God of the Books.
- After the sacrifice, each member gives their first thoughts, then discussion rages, followed by final thoughts and a ranking based on an integer scale between 0 and 10.
- Membership is open to all, except obviously Jews. (Just kidding, we are all Jewish at heart).
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